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BREAKING: Hipster Claims Safe Space Violated

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Brooklyn, New York – Initial reports are coming in that a local Brooklyn man has received minor burns on his lips from a drink served to him at an area coffee shop. The man has reportedly been released from the emergency room, with medical staff saying that due to medical privacy laws they cannot release any information other than the patient’s condition was stable upon his discharge. [caption id="attachment_114" align="alignright" width="300"] Hipster cafe owner playing accordion... This is the kind of  shit we need to stop.[/caption] According to interviews with other patients in the hospital at the same time, he...

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Dear Dad, A Hipster Touched Me Today

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Dear Dad, As you know, I have been traveling a lot for work lately. Due to my transient lifestyle, I have found myself visiting a variety of local Hipsterbucks around the country because of their consistently available (and free) Wi-Fi. I’m not proud of how I have come so dangerously close to selling my manhood like a cheap whore in exchange for access to the Internet. Lincoln freed the slaves and Ghenghis conquered much of the known world without the Internet. Yet, here I stand, a slave to that very intangible thing that has become so necessary to my livelihood....

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